1 00:00:01,250 --> 00:00:03,000 [CHEERING] 2 00:00:03,041 --> 00:00:07,831 -ALEX MORAN IS THE GREATEST 3 00:00:03,041 --> 00:00:07,831 HUMAN BEING WHO EVER LIVED. 4 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:09,745 -YEAH. 5 00:00:09,792 --> 00:00:10,712 -HEY, GUYS. 6 00:00:10,750 --> 00:00:12,630 GUYS, LISTEN UP. 7 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:16,127 THAT TEAM WE JUST KICKED THE 8 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:16,127 SHIT OUT OF WAS RANKED NUMBER 9 00:00:16,166 --> 00:00:17,916 ONE GOING INTO THIS GAME. 10 00:00:17,959 --> 00:00:19,829 SO WHAT DOES THAT MAKE US? 11 00:00:19,875 --> 00:00:20,875 -NUMBER ONE! 12 00:00:20,917 --> 00:00:22,877 -YES. 13 00:00:22,917 --> 00:00:25,627 NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHO DESERVES 14 00:00:22,917 --> 00:00:25,627 THE GAME BALL. 15 00:00:25,667 --> 00:00:28,707 IN FACT, HE DESERVES SEVEN GAME 16 00:00:25,667 --> 00:00:28,707 BALLS FOR THOSE SEVEN 17 00:00:28,750 --> 00:00:30,880 TOUCHDOWNS HE THREW TODAY. 18 00:00:30,917 --> 00:00:32,667 ALEX MORAN. 19 00:00:32,709 --> 00:00:35,499 YOU BROKE THE BMS RECORD TODAY, 20 00:00:32,709 --> 00:00:35,499 SON, A RECORD THAT WAS 21 00:00:35,542 --> 00:00:37,672 IN THE BOOKS FOR 30 YEARS. 22 00:00:37,709 --> 00:00:39,999 DO YOU WANT TO SAY ANYTHING 23 00:00:37,709 --> 00:00:39,999 TO YOUR TEAMMATES? 24 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:43,751 -UH, 25 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:43,751 LET'S PARTY. 26 00:00:43,792 --> 00:00:46,002 -ALL RIGHT, GUYS, GREAT GAME. 27 00:00:46,041 --> 00:00:48,461 GREAT GAME. 28 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:49,960 -MORAN, 29 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:49,960 -HUM? 30 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,080 -I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU HAD LITTLE 31 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,080 PUSSY BALLS, BUT TODAY 32 00:00:52,125 --> 00:00:55,075 YOU SHOWED THAT INSIDE THAT 33 00:00:52,125 --> 00:00:55,075 LITTLE PUSSY BALL SAC OF YOURS 34 00:00:55,125 --> 00:00:57,075 ARE OTHER BALLS, BIGGER BALLS. 35 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:59,245 BALLS THAT WHILE STILL NOT AS 36 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:59,245 BIG AS MY BALLS ARE BIGGER 37 00:00:59,291 --> 00:01:01,921 THAN THE PUSSY BALLS 38 00:00:59,291 --> 00:01:01,921 I THOUGHT YOU HAD. 39 00:01:01,959 --> 00:01:04,129 -I REALLY DON'T WHAT 40 00:01:01,959 --> 00:01:04,129 TO WAY TO THAT. 41 00:01:04,166 --> 00:01:05,456 -HOW ABOUT YOU'RE WELCOME. 42 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:06,750 -YOU'RE WELCOME? 43 00:01:06,792 --> 00:01:08,042 -THANK YOU. 44 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:14,705 HASTA LA LATER, JOHN 45 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:14,705 ELWAY, YOU NO 46 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:16,380 TALENT PIECE OF GARBAGE. 47 00:01:16,417 --> 00:01:19,077 ALEX MORAN JUST SHATTERED YOUR 48 00:01:16,417 --> 00:01:19,077 SHITTY SIX TD RECORD. 49 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:22,575 ALEX MORAN FOR LIFE! 50 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:24,745 [ REV THEORY'S "HELL YEAH" 51 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:24,745 PLAYS ] 52 00:01:24,792 --> 00:01:26,002 CAN YOU FEEL THAT? 53 00:01:29,041 --> 00:01:30,671 YOU BETTER HOLD ON. 54 00:01:30,709 --> 00:01:32,829 THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY. 55 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:35,250 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 56 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:36,583 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 57 00:01:36,625 --> 00:01:37,495 ♪ HELL, YEAH ♪ 58 00:01:37,542 --> 00:01:39,462 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 59 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,920 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 60 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:43,169 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 61 00:01:43,208 --> 00:01:44,708 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 62 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:46,250 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 63 00:01:46,583 --> 00:01:48,923 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 64 00:01:48,959 --> 00:01:51,249 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 65 00:01:54,291 --> 00:01:55,631 -YOU'RE THE MAN, MORAN. 66 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:57,207 -NO, YOU'RE THE MAN, JIMBO. 67 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:58,130 THANKS BUDDY. 68 00:01:58,166 --> 00:01:59,286 MEANS A LOT TO US. 69 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:01,293 -WOW, SAM, YOU'RE REALLY 70 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:01,293 GETTING INTO THIS. 71 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:02,713 -IT'S A BIG DAY FOR US. 72 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:03,920 WE BROKE A SCHOOL RECORD. 73 00:02:03,959 --> 00:02:05,459 -WE? 74 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,130 -WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE 75 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,130 NOTICED, BUT EVERYTHING THAT 76 00:02:07,166 --> 00:02:08,706 YOU EXPERIENCE, I 77 00:02:07,166 --> 00:02:08,706 EXPERIENCE, TOO. 78 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:10,790 I'M LIKE ONE OF THOSE PARASITES 79 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:10,790 THAT LIVES ON THE 80 00:02:10,834 --> 00:02:11,714 GENITAL FOLDS OF A WHALE. 81 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:12,750 -OK. 82 00:02:12,792 --> 00:02:14,582 -YOU EAT SOME FISH, 83 00:02:12,792 --> 00:02:14,582 I EAT SOME FISH. 84 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:17,915 YOU SCREW A DOLPHIN, I SCREW 85 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:17,915 A DOLPHIN, TOO, BRO. 86 00:02:17,959 --> 00:02:20,499 -LISTEN, AS INSPIRING AS 87 00:02:17,959 --> 00:02:20,499 THAT IS, SAMMY, IT 88 00:02:17,959 --> 00:02:20,499 WAS ONLY ONE RECORD. 89 00:02:20,542 --> 00:02:23,922 I MEAN PEOPLE HAVE PROBABLY 90 00:02:20,542 --> 00:02:23,922 FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT BY NOW. 91 00:02:23,959 --> 00:02:28,289 [SCREAMING] 92 00:02:28,333 --> 00:02:30,253 -MORAN. 93 00:02:30,291 --> 00:02:32,381 WE'RE HAVING A THEME SLEEPOVER 94 00:02:30,291 --> 00:02:32,381 PARTY AT THE KAPPA ALPHA KAPPA 95 00:02:30,291 --> 00:02:32,381 HOUSE TONIGHT, 96 00:02:32,417 --> 00:02:33,497 AND YOU'RE INVITED. 97 00:02:33,542 --> 00:02:35,332 -OH, REALLY? 98 00:02:33,542 --> 00:02:35,332 WELL, WHAT'S THE THEME? 99 00:02:35,375 --> 00:02:36,325 -ALEX MORAN. 100 00:02:36,375 --> 00:02:37,785 SEE YOU THERE? 101 00:02:37,834 --> 00:02:38,794 -DEFINITELY. 102 00:02:38,834 --> 00:02:40,254 WE WILL DEFINITELY 103 00:02:38,834 --> 00:02:40,254 SEE YOU THERE. 104 00:02:40,291 --> 00:02:43,501 SHALL WE SAY SEX O'CLOCK? 105 00:02:43,542 --> 00:02:44,792 -GROSS. 106 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,747 -I DON'T KNOW, I MIGHT DO HIM IF 107 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,747 THE LIGHTS ARE DIM AND I'VE 108 00:02:49,792 --> 00:02:52,212 GOT ENOUGH MERLOT IN ME. 109 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:56,920 -PARASITE, BRO, PARASITE. 110 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:58,209 HOW YOU DOING? 111 00:03:01,166 --> 00:03:02,746 -ANY BIG PLANS TONIGHT, MARTY? 112 00:03:02,792 --> 00:03:05,582 -NAH, JUST GOING 113 00:03:02,792 --> 00:03:05,582 HOME TO DEBRA. 114 00:03:05,625 --> 00:03:08,535 HOPEFULLY GET A BJ IF 115 00:03:05,625 --> 00:03:08,535 SHE'S IN THE MOOD. 116 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:11,253 -YOU KNOW, 15 YEARS AGO AFTER 117 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:11,253 A WIN LIKE THIS WE'D BE 118 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:14,211 PARTYING IN THE LOCKER ROOM 119 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:14,211 UNTIL THE SUN CAME UP. 120 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:16,250 -YEAH, WELL THOSE DAYS 121 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:16,250 ARE BEHIND ME. 122 00:03:16,291 --> 00:03:17,921 -ARE THEY? 123 00:03:17,959 --> 00:03:20,749 COME ON, MARTY, LET'S CELEBRATE 124 00:03:17,959 --> 00:03:20,749 LIKE WE USED TO. 125 00:03:20,792 --> 00:03:22,882 GOD KNOWS WE DESERVE IT. 126 00:03:22,917 --> 00:03:24,127 -I DON'T KNOW JOHN-JOHN. 127 00:03:24,166 --> 00:03:26,746 -OR YOU COULD JUST GO HOME 128 00:03:24,166 --> 00:03:26,746 AND HOPE FOR A BJ. 129 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:35,293 -SCREW IT. 130 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:38,383 GENTLEMAN, CALL YOUR WIVES AND 131 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:38,383 GIRLFRIENDS AND TELL THEM 132 00:03:38,417 --> 00:03:39,537 YOU'RE GONNA BE HOME LATE. 133 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:41,923 WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE 134 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:41,923 THE OLD DAYS. 135 00:03:41,959 --> 00:03:43,249 -YEAH. 136 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:47,170 -HEY, HOW MUCH MERLOT DO YOU 137 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:47,170 THINK I SHOULD BRING? 138 00:03:47,208 --> 00:03:49,458 DO YOU THINK THERE'S GOING 139 00:03:47,208 --> 00:03:49,458 TO BE MERLOT THERE? 140 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:50,420 YOU KNOW WHAT? 141 00:03:50,458 --> 00:03:51,578 WHY RISK IT. 142 00:03:50,458 --> 00:03:51,578 WHY RISK IT? 143 00:03:51,625 --> 00:03:54,125 I'M GOING TO BRING A SHIT TON. 144 00:03:51,625 --> 00:03:54,125 SCREW IT. 145 00:03:54,166 --> 00:03:57,496 -HOLY SHIT, SAMMY, DO YOU 146 00:03:54,166 --> 00:03:57,496 REALIZE WHAT TODAY IS? 147 00:03:57,542 --> 00:03:58,462 -NO. 148 00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:00,580 -IT'S THE PEAK. 149 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:02,125 -WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 150 00:04:02,166 --> 00:04:06,576 -TOUCHDOWN RECORDS, THOUSANDS 151 00:04:02,166 --> 00:04:06,576 OF FANS JUST SCREAMING MY 152 00:04:06,625 --> 00:04:10,665 NAME, A SORORITY PARTY IN 153 00:04:06,625 --> 00:04:10,665 MY HONOR, THIS IS THE 154 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:11,789 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 155 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:13,214 -RIGHT. 156 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:15,080 -I MEAN, MOST PEOPLE DON'T 157 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:15,080 REALIZE IT UNTIL AFTER IT 158 00:04:15,125 --> 00:04:16,075 HAPPENS, BUT I'M GETTING TO 159 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:18,075 APPRECIATE IT AS IT'S HAPPENING. 160 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:19,415 -THIS IS AWESOME. 161 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:20,828 HOLD ON A SECOND. 162 00:04:20,875 --> 00:04:24,075 IF THIS IS YOUR PEAK, IT'S 163 00:04:20,875 --> 00:04:24,075 GOING TO BE MY PEAK, TOO. 164 00:04:24,125 --> 00:04:26,785 -THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST. 165 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:29,424 -THIS IS GREAT. 166 00:04:29,458 --> 00:04:30,328 -TO OUR PEAK. 167 00:04:30,375 --> 00:04:31,625 -TO OUR PEAK. 168 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:37,627 SHIT, I'M GOING TO 169 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:37,627 NEED MORE MERLOT. 170 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:39,037 MERLOT. 171 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:39,037 MERLOT. 172 00:04:39,083 --> 00:04:40,003 MERLOT. 173 00:04:40,041 --> 00:04:41,921 -THIS IS A LOCK DOWN. 174 00:04:41,959 --> 00:04:43,129 REMAIN INSIDE. 175 00:04:43,166 --> 00:04:44,786 -SHIT, THEY'VE GOT THE PLACE 176 00:04:43,166 --> 00:04:44,786 SURROUNDED, MAN. 177 00:04:44,834 --> 00:04:46,134 -HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 178 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:47,956 -OH, THE COPS ARE AFRAID THERE'S 179 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:47,956 GOING TO BE A RIOT 180 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:48,830 LIKE THE ONE AFTER LAST 181 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:48,830 YEAR'S BIG WIN. 182 00:04:48,875 --> 00:04:49,875 -WHAT? 183 00:04:49,917 --> 00:04:52,287 -THE WHOLE PLACE IS 184 00:04:49,917 --> 00:04:52,287 ON LOCK DOWN. 185 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:54,043 -OH, COME ON. 186 00:04:54,083 --> 00:04:56,503 IT'S AN OBVIOUS SCARE TACTIC 187 00:04:54,083 --> 00:04:56,503 TO KEEP US DOWN. 188 00:04:56,542 --> 00:04:58,832 YOU KNOW WHO'S REALLY SCARED? 189 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:00,165 THEM. 190 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:00,165 WATCH. 191 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:01,248 -UM-- 192 00:05:01,291 --> 00:05:03,921 -NO, UH, SAMMY, NOT NOW, MAN. 193 00:05:01,291 --> 00:05:03,921 COME ON. 194 00:05:03,959 --> 00:05:04,829 HEY, NO, COME ON, MAN. 195 00:05:04,875 --> 00:05:05,785 IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA. 196 00:05:05,834 --> 00:05:07,134 -HEY! 197 00:05:05,834 --> 00:05:07,134 OH, NO. 198 00:05:07,166 --> 00:05:08,576 - FREEZE . 199 00:05:07,166 --> 00:05:08,576 -I'M SCARED. 200 00:05:08,625 --> 00:05:10,995 PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME WITH-- 201 00:05:11,041 --> 00:05:12,671 -OH. 202 00:05:12,709 --> 00:05:15,329 -OH, OH. 203 00:05:15,375 --> 00:05:16,745 -PIZZA'S HERE. 204 00:05:16,792 --> 00:05:18,502 WHOO. 205 00:05:18,542 --> 00:05:20,332 MARTY, I NEED TO TALK TO 206 00:05:18,542 --> 00:05:20,332 YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 207 00:05:20,375 --> 00:05:22,625 -YEAH, WELL LET'S GET SOME PIZZA 208 00:05:20,375 --> 00:05:22,625 BEFORE THOSE VULTURES 209 00:05:22,667 --> 00:05:23,957 EAT IT ALL. 210 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,460 -I GOT A JOB OVER OFFER. 211 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:29,330 IT'S THE HEAD COACHING JOB AT 212 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:29,330 THE UNIVERSITY OF OKABOJI. 213 00:05:29,375 --> 00:05:30,495 -NO SHIT? 214 00:05:30,542 --> 00:05:31,922 THAT'S PRICELESS. 215 00:05:31,959 --> 00:05:33,379 YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO? 216 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:36,207 LET'S PRANK THEM LIKE 217 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:36,207 WE USED TO. 218 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:38,920 WE'LL TELL THEM YOU'LL ONLY TAKE 219 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:38,920 THE JOB IF THEY PAY YOU 220 00:05:38,959 --> 00:05:41,169 IN COPPER PIPING. 221 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:43,128 -I'M THINKING OF TAKING 222 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:43,128 IT, MARTY. 223 00:05:45,709 --> 00:05:46,959 -WELL, GOOD FOR YOU. 224 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:51,538 -THE STRIPPERS ARE HERE. 225 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:57,710 -JESUS. 226 00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:59,960 THIS BLOWS, MAN. 227 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,750 -DOES IT BLOW? 228 00:06:01,792 --> 00:06:05,792 FIRST OF ALL, YOU HAVE TO ASK 229 00:06:01,792 --> 00:06:05,792 YOURSELF IS BLOWING ALWAYS A 230 00:06:05,834 --> 00:06:06,964 BAD THING? 231 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,710 -OK. 232 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,710 -LIKE WHEN A SLOOT 233 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,710 IS BLOWING ME. 234 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:12,710 DEFINITELY NOT BAD, 235 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:12,710 AM I RIGHT? 236 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:14,500 OR WHEN YOU'RE CHEWING BUBBLE 237 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:14,500 GUM AND YOU'RE BLOWING-- 238 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:16,462 -JESUS, THAD, OK. 239 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,040 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 240 00:06:18,083 --> 00:06:21,083 -MY POINT IS EVERYTHING WE NEED 241 00:06:18,083 --> 00:06:21,083 TO HAVE A GOOD TIME IS 242 00:06:21,125 --> 00:06:23,165 RIGHT HERE. 243 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:24,378 I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. 244 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:28,377 IT RHYMES WITH BEST BROS. 245 00:06:28,417 --> 00:06:29,207 MOJITOS! 246 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:32,710 I'LL GO WHIP US UP A BATCH. 247 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:35,630 -SAMMY, WE'VE GOT TO GET 248 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:35,630 TO THAT SORORITY PARTY. 249 00:06:35,667 --> 00:06:37,167 -WHAT ABOUT THE LOCK DOWN? 250 00:06:37,208 --> 00:06:39,078 -I AM NOT SPENDING THE BEST 251 00:06:37,208 --> 00:06:39,078 NIGHT OF MY LIFE HERE AT THE 252 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:40,785 GOAT HOUSE WITH A BUNCH 253 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:40,785 OF GUYS DRINKING 254 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:41,924 MOJITOS, ALL RIGHT? 255 00:06:41,959 --> 00:06:43,669 WE NEED TO FIND A 256 00:06:41,959 --> 00:06:43,669 WAY OUT OF HERE. 257 00:06:43,709 --> 00:06:46,499 LET'S GO COME ON, UPSY 258 00:06:43,709 --> 00:06:46,499 DAISY, LET'S GO. 259 00:06:54,834 --> 00:06:56,714 -WOW, THAT WAS WAY EASIER THAN 260 00:06:54,834 --> 00:06:56,714 I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE. 261 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:57,670 [SHOT FIRE] 262 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:58,579 -FREEZE. 263 00:06:58,625 --> 00:06:59,415 -OH, SHIT, RUN! 264 00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:02,708 GO, GO, GO? 265 00:07:02,750 --> 00:07:06,960 -HOLA, MI AMIGOS, MOJITOS 266 00:07:02,750 --> 00:07:06,960 IS IN LA CASA. 267 00:07:09,959 --> 00:07:12,209 DONDE ESTA IS ALEX? 268 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:13,130 -HE LEFT. 269 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,996 HE WENT TO A SORORITY PARTY. 270 00:07:15,041 --> 00:07:16,501 -WHAT? 271 00:07:16,542 --> 00:07:18,542 YOU LET HIM LEAVE? 272 00:07:18,583 --> 00:07:20,673 WHAT IF HE GETS HURT 273 00:07:18,583 --> 00:07:20,673 OR ARRESTED? 274 00:07:20,709 --> 00:07:22,079 -THEN HE GETS HURT 275 00:07:20,709 --> 00:07:22,079 OR ARRESTED. 276 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:23,165 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 277 00:07:23,208 --> 00:07:24,128 DRINK, HARMON. 278 00:07:24,166 --> 00:07:25,376 -IT'S NO BIG DEAL? 279 00:07:25,417 --> 00:07:28,037 ALEX PLAYED AWESOME TODAY, 280 00:07:25,417 --> 00:07:28,037 WHICH MEANS I 281 00:07:28,083 --> 00:07:29,713 CARE ABOUT HIM NOW. 282 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,210 IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO HIM OUR 283 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:32,830 WHOLE SEASON'S IN JEOPARDY. 284 00:07:32,875 --> 00:07:34,125 WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM. 285 00:07:34,166 --> 00:07:35,206 -I'M GOOD. 286 00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:36,750 -IF THE BEER IS HEAR AND 287 00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:36,750 HARMON'S HERE. 288 00:07:36,792 --> 00:07:38,792 -THEY'VE GOT RIOT 289 00:07:36,792 --> 00:07:38,792 GUNS AND TASERS. 290 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:40,634 YOU HAVE TO BE AN IDIOT 291 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:40,634 TO GO OUT THERE. 292 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:42,747 -WELL, THEN CHANGE MY 293 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:42,747 NAME TO IDIOT THEN, 294 00:07:42,792 --> 00:07:44,082 BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT. 295 00:07:44,125 --> 00:07:45,705 HOW'D HE GET OUT? 296 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:48,330 -WENT THROUGH THE 297 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:48,330 CELLAR, IDIOT. 298 00:07:59,917 --> 00:08:00,957 (SCREAMING) 299 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,790 -I'M JUST TRYING TO 300 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,790 SAVE MY FRIEND. 301 00:08:02,834 --> 00:08:05,884 HE COULD BE IN TROUBLE. 302 00:08:02,834 --> 00:08:05,884 (SCREAMING) 303 00:08:05,917 --> 00:08:07,667 -YOU KNOW, I BROKE 304 00:08:05,917 --> 00:08:07,667 A RECORD ONCE. 305 00:08:07,709 --> 00:08:09,169 NOBODY THREW ME A PARTY. 306 00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:11,248 -YEAH, BUT PEOPLE AREN'T AS 307 00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:11,248 IMPRESSED WITH PERSONAL 308 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:12,251 RECORDS, SAMMY. 309 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:14,041 -ELEVEN HAND JOBS IN ONE DAY? 310 00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:15,833 THAT'S A PRETTY BIG DEAL. 311 00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:19,035 -YEAH, BUT THEY WERE ALL FROM 312 00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:19,035 THE SAME GIRL, SAMMY. 313 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:21,173 -WOULD HAVE BEEN 12, TOO, 314 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:21,173 EXCEPT HER HAND STARTED 315 00:08:21,208 --> 00:08:23,248 CRAMPING UP. 316 00:08:23,291 --> 00:08:26,131 -SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, 317 00:08:23,291 --> 00:08:26,131 SAMMY, WE'RE HERE. 318 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:27,416 -IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 319 00:08:29,875 --> 00:08:30,825 -WAIT, SAMMY LOOK. 320 00:08:30,875 --> 00:08:33,075 THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING 321 00:08:30,875 --> 00:08:33,075 WITH COPS. 322 00:08:33,125 --> 00:08:34,245 -NO PROBLEM. 323 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:37,131 ON MY CUE, RUN TO THE 324 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:37,131 BACK OF THE HOUSE. 325 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:37,996 -WAIT. 326 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:37,996 WHAT? 327 00:08:38,041 --> 00:08:40,131 -GO. 328 00:08:40,166 --> 00:08:41,916 -I LOVE YOU BUDDY. 329 00:08:41,959 --> 00:08:45,709 -HEY, PIGS, COME AND GET ME. 330 00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:46,750 WHEW. 331 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:48,542 COME AND GET ME PIGS. 332 00:08:48,583 --> 00:08:49,883 - RIGHT THERE. 333 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:55,457 I SAW HIM. 334 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:55,457 HE'S GOING AROUND THE HOUSE. 335 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:56,420 -HI. 336 00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:57,998 WHOA. 337 00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:57,998 AH, SHIT. 338 00:08:58,041 --> 00:08:58,961 I'M SORRY. 339 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,040 NO, I COULDN'T-- 340 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:01,963 I COULDN'T GO THROUGH 341 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:01,963 THE FRONT DOOR. 342 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,920 -HE'S HERE. 343 00:09:05,959 --> 00:09:08,959 (SCREAMING) 344 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:27,294 -HI, LADIES. 345 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,753 HI. 346 00:09:29,792 --> 00:09:32,582 YEAH, THIS IS DEFINITELY 347 00:09:29,792 --> 00:09:32,582 THE PEAK. 348 00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:33,535 OH, HEY. 349 00:09:33,583 --> 00:09:34,833 AH. 350 00:09:39,792 --> 00:09:40,712 -YOUR EYES. 351 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:42,290 -IT DOESN'T MATTER. 352 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:44,713 NOTHING MATTERS EXCEPT FOR 353 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:44,713 GETTING MORAN BACK. 354 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,750 I HAVE TO FIND A WAY 355 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,750 OUT OF THIS HOUSE. 356 00:09:46,792 --> 00:09:47,832 I OWE IT TO HIM. 357 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,705 I MEAN HE'S PRETTY MUCH 358 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,705 MY BEST FRIEND. 359 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:51,420 -I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR 360 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:51,420 BEST FRIEND. 361 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:52,788 -OH, YEAH. 362 00:09:52,834 --> 00:09:54,924 TRY BREAKING A LONGSTANDING 363 00:09:52,834 --> 00:09:54,924 OFFENSIVE RECORD, LARRY. 364 00:09:54,959 --> 00:09:58,039 THEN WE'LL TALK. 365 00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:00,213 I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT THINK 366 00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:00,213 HE'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE 367 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:03,380 GETTING BEATEN WITH POLICE 368 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:03,380 FLASHLIGHTS, SCARED OUT OF HIS 369 00:10:03,417 --> 00:10:05,167 MIND, WAITING FOR US 370 00:10:03,417 --> 00:10:05,167 TO RESCUE HIM. 371 00:10:10,792 --> 00:10:16,792 ♪♪ 372 00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:37,003 -HEY, AMBER. 373 00:10:37,041 --> 00:10:38,171 -MM-HMM? 374 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:39,418 -I'VE GOT A RECORD YOU 375 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:39,418 CAN HELP ME BREAK. 376 00:10:39,458 --> 00:10:40,458 -WHAT? 377 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,460 -ELEVEN HAND JOBS 378 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,460 IN ONE NIGHT? 379 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,250 -SURE THING. 380 00:10:44,291 --> 00:10:46,171 -HOLY SHIT. 381 00:10:46,208 --> 00:10:47,918 THIS IS THE GREATEST 382 00:10:46,208 --> 00:10:47,918 PEAK EVER. 383 00:10:47,959 --> 00:10:48,789 -GREATEST WHATEVER? 384 00:10:48,834 --> 00:10:50,004 -PEAK. 385 00:10:50,041 --> 00:10:52,381 IT'S WHAT ALEX AND I ARE 386 00:10:50,041 --> 00:10:52,381 CELEBRATING TONIGHT. 387 00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:54,417 IT'S THE BEST DAY 388 00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:54,417 OF OUR LIVES. 389 00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:57,668 -WELL, THAT'S KIND 390 00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:57,668 OF DEPRESSING. 391 00:10:57,709 --> 00:10:58,999 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 392 00:10:59,041 --> 00:11:02,041 -WELL, BECAUSE IF THIS IS 393 00:10:59,041 --> 00:11:02,041 YOUR PEAK, THEN IT'S ALL 394 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:05,173 DOWNHILL FROM HERE. 395 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,748 -NAH, NO, THAT DOESN'T 396 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,748 MEAN THAT. 397 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:10,422 YOU COULD DEFINITELY GO 398 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:10,422 HIGHER THAN THE PEAK. 399 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:12,828 -THERE'S NOTHING HIGHER THAN 400 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:12,828 A PEAK, YOU JACKASS. 401 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:14,785 THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED A PEAK. 402 00:11:14,834 --> 00:11:18,544 IT'S THE HIGHEST POINT. 403 00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:21,213 -IT'S MY WIFE WHO REALLY WANTS 404 00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:21,213 ME TO TAKE THE JOB. 405 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:24,210 SHE THINKS IT'S TIME FOR 406 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:24,210 ME TO GO OUT ON MY OWN. 407 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,500 -I SAID I UNDERSTAND 408 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,500 JOHN-JOHN. 409 00:11:26,542 --> 00:11:27,422 YOU'RE LEAVING. 410 00:11:27,458 --> 00:11:29,998 GOOD LUCK TO YOU. 411 00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:32,001 HEY, KEITH, WHISKEY ME. 412 00:11:34,709 --> 00:11:35,789 -WE'RE ALL OUT. 413 00:11:35,834 --> 00:11:37,754 -WELL, GET SOME MORE. 414 00:11:37,792 --> 00:11:38,792 -WHERE? 415 00:11:38,834 --> 00:11:41,834 ALL THE LIQUOR STORES 416 00:11:38,834 --> 00:11:41,834 ARE CLOSED. 417 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:45,205 -I KNOW A PLACE. 418 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:48,540 -AND THEN I HANG GLIDE OFF THE 419 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:48,540 GOAT HOUSE ROOF, OVER THE 420 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:48,540 POLICE, 421 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,793 AND LAND SAFELY INTO 422 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,793 THE DITCH NEXT TO THE COLD, 423 00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:55,714 SHIVERING, FRIGHTENED BODY OF 424 00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:55,714 MY BEST FRIEND, ALEX MORAN. 425 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:58,630 -ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY GRAB 426 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:58,630 AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. 427 00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:00,787 -OH, COACH, WHAT THE 428 00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:00,787 HELL YOU DOING MAN? 429 00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:02,334 THAT'S OUR BEER. 430 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:04,745 -HEY, JOHN-JOHN, YOU WANT TO 431 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:04,745 CARRY SOMETHING OR DO YOU HAVE 432 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,002 TO ASK YOUR WIFE FIRST? 433 00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:07,291 -WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 434 00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:08,713 -THAT'S ALL THE BEER 435 00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:08,713 WE'VE GOT. 436 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:10,130 -I THOUGHT SHE WAS MAKING THE 437 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:10,130 DECISIONS FOR YOU NOW. 438 00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:12,496 -HEY, COME ON, MAN, LEAVE 439 00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:12,496 US ONE CASE, OR 440 00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:14,002 ONE OF THESE GIRLS. 441 00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:14,002 LEAVE A GIRL. 442 00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:15,751 -HEY, MAN, THAT'S 443 00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:15,751 NOT FAIR, MARTY. 444 00:12:15,792 --> 00:12:17,422 -NOT FAIR? 445 00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:19,328 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S NOT FAIR. 446 00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:22,665 ABANDONING YOUR TEAM FOR SOME 447 00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:22,665 SHIT JOB, AT SOME SHIT PROGRAM 448 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,249 IN SOME SHIT CITY. 449 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:28,251 -FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY WON'T 450 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:28,251 YOU GUYS LOOK AT US? 451 00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,501 -WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER 452 00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,501 FOR 20 YEARS. 453 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,632 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D 454 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,632 BETRAY ME LIKE THIS. 455 00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:34,707 HEY, THANKS AGAIN, TOMMY. 456 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:35,630 -NO PROBLEM, COACH. 457 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:36,627 GREAT GAME TODAY. 458 00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:38,417 -LOOK, IT'S JUST BUSINESS, 459 00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:38,417 MARTY. 460 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,788 -NO, IT'S NOT. 461 00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:42,504 IT'S NOT JUST BUSINESS. IT'S 462 00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:42,504 BULLSHIT IS WHAT IT IS. 463 00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:45,382 -I DON'T THINK SO. (SCREAMING) 464 00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:45,382 GET BACK IN THE HOUSE. 465 00:12:45,417 --> 00:12:46,247 -OH, NO. 466 00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:47,461 NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 467 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,670 I'M TRYING TO FIND MY 468 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,670 FRIEND, ALEX MORAN. 469 00:12:50,709 --> 00:12:52,709 (SCREAMING) 470 00:12:59,875 --> 00:13:02,125 -OK, SO TALK TO ME. 471 00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:04,126 TELL ME HOW YOU SCORED ALL 472 00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:04,126 THOSE TOUCHDOWNS TODAY. 473 00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:06,166 -I THREW THE BALL. 474 00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,168 -OK. 475 00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:08,918 -AND THEN PEOPLE CAUGHT 476 00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:08,918 THE BALL. 477 00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:10,629 -OH, GOOD. 478 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:12,997 AND AFTER COLLEGE, WHAT PRO 479 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:12,997 TEAM ARE YOU GOING TO BE 480 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:12,997 PLAYING FOR? 481 00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:15,131 -OH, I'M NOT GOING TO GO PRO. 482 00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:17,996 I'M GOING TO BE A GYM TEACHER. 483 00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:19,461 -REALLY? 484 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,290 YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 485 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,253 -NO. 486 00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:24,081 NO, GOING BACK TO WYOMING. 487 00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:25,035 -REALLY? 488 00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:26,503 -YEAH, I'M-- 489 00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:28,082 WORK AT MY HIGH SCHOOL. 490 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:28,995 -EWW. 491 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,211 OH, MY GOD. 492 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,380 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SCREWING 493 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,380 A GYM TEACHER. 494 00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:34,077 -FUTURE GYM TEACHER. 495 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:36,495 WHAT? 496 00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:38,382 -I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST GAVE 497 00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:38,382 NINE HAND JOBS TO A GYM 498 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:39,377 TEACHER'S BEST FRIEND. 499 00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:40,287 -NO, NO, WAIT. 500 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:41,503 NO, WAIT, PLEASE. 501 00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:45,882 I WAS THREE HAND JOBS 502 00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:45,882 AWAY FROM MY RECORD. 503 00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:47,417 -TO OUR PEAK? 504 00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:50,418 -WHAT THE HELL IS 505 00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:50,418 WRONG WITH YOU? 506 00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:51,248 -SAMMY. 507 00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:53,381 SAMMY. 508 00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:54,877 SAMMY. 509 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:55,827 HEY, SAMMY. 510 00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,325 WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 511 00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:58,575 -THIS PEAK BULLSHIT. 512 00:13:58,625 --> 00:13:59,875 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS AS 513 00:13:58,625 --> 00:13:59,875 HIGH AS YOU COULD GO. 514 00:13:59,917 --> 00:14:02,327 -YEAH, THAT'S WHAT A PEAK IS. 515 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,825 -YOU KNEW AND YOU 516 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,825 DIDN'T TELL ME? 517 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:05,995 -THIS WAS ALWAYS THE 518 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:05,995 PLAN, SAMMY. 519 00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:09,131 HAVE FUN AT COLLEGE THEN MOVE 520 00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:09,131 BACK TO WYOMING TO BECOME A 521 00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:10,746 GYM TEACHER. 522 00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:12,332 -IT DOESN'T HAVE TO 523 00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:12,332 BE THE PEAK IF YOU 524 00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:12,332 DON'T WANT IT TO BE. 525 00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:13,165 -OH, MY GOD. 526 00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:15,128 SAMMY, TODAY WAS A FLUKE. 527 00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:16,876 I PLAYED OVER MY HEAD TODAY. 528 00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:19,327 I'LL NEVER HAVE A GAME 529 00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:19,327 THAT GOOD AGAIN, AND 530 00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:20,705 I'M FINE WITH THAT. 531 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:25,670 NOW, CAN WE JUST ENJOY THIS 532 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:25,670 NIGHT WHILE IT LASTS? 533 00:14:25,709 --> 00:14:26,669 -NO. 534 00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:27,669 I'M OUT. 535 00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:30,079 ENJOY YOUR PEAK. 536 00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:31,375 -SAMMY. 537 00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:33,627 SAMMY. 538 00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:34,577 -FREEZE. 539 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:35,875 -WHOA. 540 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:35,875 AHH. 541 00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:41,039 -SAMMY. 542 00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:42,673 COME ON, SAMMY. 543 00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:47,075 SAMMY. 544 00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:06,254 THIS IS GREAT. 545 00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:07,541 HEY. 546 00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:15,169 WHAT'S GOING ON, COACH? 547 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,878 -WE'RE HAVING A COACH'S PARTY 548 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,878 TO CELEBRATE OUR WIN. 549 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:22,247 AND IT'S A GODDAMN BLAST, 550 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:22,247 ISN'T IT, MARTY? 551 00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:24,211 -HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN 552 00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:24,211 MY FRIEND, SAMMY? 553 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,790 -FRIEND, HUH? 554 00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:29,254 YOU KNOW, FRIENDS WANT WHAT'S 555 00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:29,254 BEST FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. 556 00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:32,631 FRIENDS KNOW THE DIFFERENCE 557 00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:32,631 BETWEEN WHAT IS BUSINESS AND 558 00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:33,457 WHAT IS PERSONAL. 559 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,330 AND-- 560 00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:36,075 (BREAKING GLASS) -JESUS. 561 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:38,455 -TURN OFF THAT MUSIC. 562 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,880 HEY, I'M YOUR KIDS' GODFATHER. 563 00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:43,917 YOU WERE THE BEST MAN 564 00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:43,917 AT MY WEDDING. 565 00:15:43,959 --> 00:15:46,579 DON'T SIT THERE AND TELL 566 00:15:43,959 --> 00:15:46,579 ME THIS ISN'T PERSONAL. 567 00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:48,455 THIS IS FOOTBALL. 568 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,960 EVERYTHING WE DO IS PERSONAL. 569 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,960 -YOU GUYS SEEM LIKE YOU'RE IN 570 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,960 THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING SO I'M 571 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,250 JUST GOING TO GO. 572 00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:57,291 -HEY, YOU BROUGHT ME THIS 573 00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:57,291 KID, YEAH, REMEMBER? 574 00:15:57,333 --> 00:16:00,293 SEE, I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING 575 00:15:57,333 --> 00:16:00,293 ABOUT HIM, SOME HICK FROM 576 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,923 WYOMING WITH A SHITTY ATTITUDE. 577 00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:03,709 -HEY. 578 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:07,330 -BUT YOU TOLD ME HE WAS SPECIAL, 579 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:07,330 AND I SIGNED HIM BECAUSE 580 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:07,330 I TRUSTED YOU. 581 00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:10,285 AND NOW TWO YEARS LATER, 582 00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:10,285 YOU KNOW WHAT? 583 00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,293 YOU WERE RIGHT. 584 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:15,293 WHAT HE DID ON THAT FIELD TODAY 585 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:15,293 I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE 586 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,753 IN ALL THE YEARS I'VE 587 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,753 BEEN COACHING. 588 00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:19,292 -THANKS. 589 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:21,673 -NOW, THE NEWSPAPERS, THEY'RE 590 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:21,673 GOING TO SAY IT WAS A FLUKE. 591 00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:24,999 WELL, SCREW THEM, BECAUSE THIS 592 00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:24,999 KID'S GOING TO TAKE THIS TEAM 593 00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:26,631 TO NEW HEIGHTS. 594 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,957 AND IT'S BECAUSE YOU 595 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,957 BROUGHT HIM HERE. 596 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:33,880 -COACH'S PARTY, WHEW. 597 00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:35,917 BMS. 598 00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:45,328 -YOU SAID I DON'T CARE ABOUT 599 00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:45,328 WHAT'S BEST FOR YOUR FAMILY. 600 00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:49,165 NOW, THAT'S BULLSHIT, BECAUSE 601 00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:49,165 THIS TEAM IS YOUR FAMILY. 602 00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:57,207 -HELLO, BILL, THIS IS COACH 603 00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:57,207 JOHN-JOHN OVER AT 604 00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:57,207 BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE. 605 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,540 LOOK, I THOUGHT ABOUT YOUR 606 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,540 JOB OFFER, AND I'VE 607 00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:00,503 DECIDED TO ACCEPT IT. 608 00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:01,882 YES, I'M AWARE IT'S 5:00 IN THE 609 00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:03,287 MORNING, BUT THIS IS URGENT. 610 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,383 I'M GOING TO NEED A 611 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,383 LITTLE MORE MONEY. 612 00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:08,827 LOOK, I NEED, UH, $3 MILLION 613 00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:08,827 A YEAR FOR, LET'S SAY, FIVE 614 00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:12,455 YEARS, PAID ALL IN 615 00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:12,455 COPPER PIPING. 616 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,920 -TELL HIM YOU WANT 617 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,920 A SPEED BOAT. 618 00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:16,209 -AND I WANT A SPEED BOAT. 619 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:20,210 SO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK 620 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:20,210 AND GET BACK TO ME. 621 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:23,210 BYE NOW. 622 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:27,750 -HEY, THIS NEXT LAP 623 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:27,750 DANCE IS ON ME. 624 00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:29,042 -HI, BOYS. 625 00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,458 -YEAH. 626 00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:56,417 DO YOU THINK I COULD 627 00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:56,417 GET A SIP OF THAT? 628 00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:59,708 -I DON'T DRINK WITH 629 00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:59,708 GYM TEACHERS. 630 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,710 -LOOK, SAMMY, I'M SORRY. 631 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,750 OK? 632 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:06,962 I NEVER THOUGHT OF MYSELF AS 633 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:06,962 CAPABLE OF GREAT THINGS. 634 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:10,875 I DON'T KNOW. 635 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:16,633 MAYBE YOU AND COACH ARE RIGHT. 636 00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,577 MAYBE THIS ISN'T MY PEAK. 637 00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:22,875 MAYBE THIS IS THE BEGINNING 638 00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:22,875 OF SOMETHING MUCH BIGGER. 639 00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:25,627 -I WAS BLUFFING ANYWAY. 640 00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:28,457 I'D DRINK WITH YOU WHETHER YOU 641 00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:28,457 WERE AND NFL SUPER STAR OR A 642 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,210 GYM TEACHER. 643 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:32,330 I DON'T REALLY HAVE A CHOICE. 644 00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:34,325 I'M YOUR PARASITE. 645 00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:35,785 -THANKS, MAN. 646 00:18:35,834 --> 00:18:39,084 -YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT OUR 647 00:18:35,834 --> 00:18:39,084 STARTING QUARTERBACK, FINE. 648 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:41,035 BUT THINK ABOUT THIS. 649 00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:46,133 MORAN WAS GOING TO A PARTY, A 650 00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:46,133 PARTY WITH BEER AND GIRLS. 651 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,996 IF WE CAN GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE 652 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,996 AND FIND HIM, MAYBE THE 653 00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:53,251 PARTY'S STILL GOING ON, AND 654 00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:53,251 MAYBE THE GIRLS ARE REALLY 655 00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:54,921 DRUNK AND EASY. 656 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,499 NOW, I'M NOT GOING TO LIE. 657 00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,922 NOT ALL OF YOU ARE 658 00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,922 GOING TO MAKE IT. 659 00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:03,459 SOME WILL BE PEPPER SPRAYED. 660 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:07,330 SOME WILL BE TASED OR SHOT 661 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:07,330 WITH RUBBER BULLETS. 662 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:13,625 BUT THE ONES THAT DO MAKE IT, 663 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:13,625 THOSE LUCKY FEW, WILL GET MORE 664 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:20,497 DRUNK, MORE HIGH, WILL HAVE MORE 665 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:20,497 SEX THAN THEY'VE HAD IN 666 00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:22,382 THEIR ENTIRE LIVES. 667 00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:24,377 NOW, WHO'S WITH ME? 668 00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:25,327 -YEAH! 669 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:26,665 -LET'S GO. 670 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,325 LET'S GO. 671 00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:33,325 LET'S GO. 672 00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:35,285 EVERYBODY OUT. 673 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:40,293 (POLICE SIREN) GO BACK. 674 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,543 GO BACK. 675 00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:40,875 -MORAN? 676 00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:46,253 -SO, YOU WANT TO GET 677 00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:46,253 OUT OF HERE? 678 00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:47,421 -WELL, LET'S GO. 679 00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:48,748 -LET'S DO IT. 680 00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:50,042 -I FOUND HIM. 681 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:54,208 ♪♪